shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.

Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.

by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007

shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008

Shaded

Drinking copious amounts of alcohol out of a broken lamp shade. Each participating degenerate takes turns chugging beer/liquor/mix out of said lamp shade. Probably in a Guelph, Ontario basement.

Nick: Yo Tim we don't have a funnel to chug the beer with
Tim: Here use this lamp shade
Nick: Sounds legit, lets get shaded.

by barrington3 March 4, 2015

shaded

Being extremely high, while wearing sunglasses, while chillin. Anytime. Anywhere.

Ayyy man, I saw you at that party last night, why were you wearing sunglasses at night though?

Aww man, I was shaded to the max son!

by QueVan C December 18, 2012

Shaded

A person that is Sheltered yet jaded.
You grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth but/and make pre-judgments because you are so Jaded.

Judge Judy lived a sheltered life but yet is so Jaded that she is Shaded.

by rickard from mi. November 21, 2013

shaded

Lack of exposure to the world.

Chloe is so shaded. I s'pose that's what happens when you live in Narrabri.

by Cheeseand potato. February 1, 2010

Shaded

Having great sex with your wife/ girlfriend, after she reads any of the "50 Shades of Grey" books.

Holy shit, when my wife got done reading chapter 5, I got shaded.

by Wbs416 October 14, 2012