shwaddle 

A stalking motion characterized by a combination of waddling and shuffling. Commonly used to describe the peculiar gait of androgynous Asian men.

Mick shwaddled toward Rebecca from across the room.

shwaddle by Mick Hz February 21, 2013

shwaddle 

Its the way a person walks. A combination of shuffling and waddling.

She has a very squat body type. This causes her to shwaddle as she walks. waddle shuffle

shwaddle by doccointhe6ix May 13, 2018

Swaddle 

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

Swaddle by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

sqwaddle 

After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

sqwaddle by Stuffandthingsallday May 20, 2016

Duck Swaddle

Very sarcastic teenage girl, usually but not always a relative that one can talk to about anything, is always there for you when you need her the most. Awesome sense of humor, also has an unhealthy obsession with twilight book series.

Girl 1:Good thing (other friend) was there for me.

Girl 2:That Duck Swaddle is a good friend!

You're lucky you have a Duck Swaddle in your life.

This here's Duck swaddle!

<3 Duck Swaddle

Omg fuckin Duck Swaddle is reading twilight again like go outside u HO!

"Duck Swaddle": when i be on my knees in the middle of class

Duck Swaddle by ELtodaRey bitch May 14, 2009

swaddled 

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.

I got mighty swaddled this weekend.

swaddled by sarahfvbslvb July 28, 2008

Swaddle 

Infant sized straight jacket

My baby was crying so I put him in a swaddle.

Swaddle by Definitely not Gooch February 5, 2019