by Dustytrail August 3, 2013
Get the Shwayed mug.When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.
*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.
**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.
**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.
IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."
by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008
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by frank438 March 22, 2009
Get the tay-swayed mug.Yoo I was completely shwaded last night.
by FLVCKO WAS HERE January 10, 2019
Get the Shwaded mug.by Abijah January 19, 2005
Get the swayed mug.Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)
Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!
Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.
Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.
by A.m.K.47 September 12, 2009
Get the Shwaked mug.by __Rob__ October 23, 2008
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