Shwayed 

To get really drunk. Derived from "shwasted" derived from "shit, I'm really wasted"

Wow I got so shwayed last night I hardly remember anything.

Shwayed by Dustytrail August 3, 2013

Fung Shwayed

When in the rare instance of the morning after a one night stand you awake at their place and find yourself alone, with no ride home, so in spite before beginning your long walk of shame you rearrange their furniture. Such as turning their entertainment center backwards, stuffing pillows and blankets in the dishwasher, and putting their coffee table in the shower.

*It should be noted that the effort and severity of the changes are directly dependent upon how drunk you still are.

**It should also be noted that it's best to first come up with a good excuse to use if said one night stand should suddenly walk in with breakfast for you both while your trying to fit her coffee table into the bathroom.

IE: Collin explained, "I woke up at her place the next day and she was already gone. That bitch left me with no way to get home so before I started walking I Fung Shwayed her. She's still probably trying to figure out how I fit her mattress and bed-spring out on the balcony."

Fung Shwayed by Ricky LaDouche August 23, 2008

tay-swayed 

when you become a taylor swift fan

"hey i heard john just downloaded fearless"
"aww no he got tay-swayed."

tay-swayed by frank438 March 22, 2009

Shwaded 

The term refers to the infusion of the words smoking and faded - shwaded.

Yoo I was completely shwaded last night.

Shwaded by FLVCKO WAS HERE January 10, 2019

swayed 

To be drunk, or high on some form of drugs.

"Dawg, I'm still feelin' swayed from last night."

swayed by Abijah January 19, 2005

Shwaked 

Derived from the word "Shwasted," (being completely wasted) Shwaked refers to being completely and totally baked. aka (high on marijuana.)

Inyah pahnts: Dude, Kristen Stewart was totally shwasted last night with Rob Pattinson. She sucked his dick for the paparizi!

Onya Bawlz:Nah dude, she wasn't shwasted, she was completely and totally shwaked! Her and rob smoked a gram of machine-gun-funk an hour before she told him she was pregnant with their dyslexic creeper but yet in-a-weird-way-sexy-son.

Shwaked by A.m.K.47 September 12, 2009

Shayed out 

To be under the effect of drugs.

Man, look how bad this cat's hands are shaking, he must be shayed out on coke or something."

Shayed out by __Rob__ October 23, 2008