An indescribable
sexy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the
people, mark foster. Although it
may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. Do NOT attempt at home.
Person 1: You tried the foster
shuffle last
night!?
Person 2: Yeah, I tripped on my foot, slammed into my
wall, and now have a slight concussion.