scurf

1. most commonly used in south western pennsylvannia to describe a person who is dirty and smelly.

2. a gross smelly disease fish get.

"OMG did you see that dustin kid he is so greasy and he's worn that shirt every day this week WHAT A SCURF!"

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

by Jump the shark February 23, 2009

by Parmenides June 27, 2003

all purpose word that makes everything you say more steezy. It can be used as an adj, v, or, n

Lets scurf on out of here or I'm gonna scurf on you

by raphtherooffie February 16, 2010

He's was driving around the neighborhood, looking for an access point to scurf the web.

by Silver scurfer April 8, 2010

Large clumps of matted dandruff usually found in pikey folk.

You're not sleeping in my bed with all that pikey scurf you cunt!

by minger magnet April 19, 2003

shelby fell down in a pile of cow shit and scurf(ed) her wenis, and her dignity >=

by alice mood April 29, 2008