SHURFLA

abbreviation for "shit hits ur fan like always"

john: "your dog licked my ass while we were doin' it again."
jane: "dang. shurfla. we should put him outside next time."

by jerrrf March 15, 2011

sharflap

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.

I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!

by JIACHC October 15, 2006

surflaxcodninjabro

A male Asian, usually of Korean descent, with long hair, a.k.a lettuce, often found near a beach with his surf board trying to look good for the ladies. When not at the beach he may be found playing COD for hours usually yelling at the screen after every kill, working on his beach bod for the upcoming summer, playing lacrosse with fellow lax bros occasionaly ripping g's (goals), or looking at and fixing his lettuce in the mirror. A surflaxcodninjabro also has experience with karate and may in fact be dangerous despite his pretty boy appearance.

That surflaxcodninjabro has been fixing his hair in the mirror for almost an hour.

I can hear that annoying surflaxcodninjabro playing COD from all the way down the hall.

I have heard the story of how the surflaxcodninjabro ripped his first g in lacrosse ten times already and he just scored it two hours ago.

by nevils crew May 13, 2010

Shurla

School; Building where you cannot play games

Stop playing games in der shurla

by LolZdXd April 26, 2019

surflaxed

The ultimate level of fucked up

So messed up most it most likely landed you in the hospital

The drummer of the show was so surflaxed he thought he was throwing up blood when it was hot cheetos.

She got so surflaxed off that bong rip we had to call the ambulance.

by Brittmh98 August 27, 2020

Shurlaeuratuyaloupws

Shurlaeuratuyaloupws means hi

omg Shurlaeuratuyaloupws ella
Shurlaeuratuyaloupws loren

by my sol are on 4th & 18th may 😥 May 2, 2021

Shurlana

Shurlana is an extremy kind person. She loves helping others and is the best person you can talk to about anything. She is the best girlfriend you can ever get in your lifetime. She cares more about others than herself and tends to not speak up and gets shy a lot. But this shy angel can be a devil at times. If you have a Shurlana in your life, don't let her go.

Girl: Omg, Shurlana helped me with my work yesterday! I'm so grateful!

Me: Yesss, she's so kind to me as well! Shurlana is a literal angel!

by anonymous May 25, 2021