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Scumbledore 

To be total Scum, To be leader of all scum
Jake was a scumbledore when he pushed Jack down the stairs.

Snumbledore 

Snape x Dumbledore. A relationship between an old, long-haired, purple-robe-clad closet-gay headmaster and his forever-alone ex-student who becomes a teacher.

Dumbledore: "What will you give me in exchange Severus...?"

Snape: "Anything..."
Snumbledore is my favourite Harry Potter pairing.
Snumbledore by misao129 October 29, 2012

stumbledick 

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
stumbledick by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

Shambledandy 

One who thrives amidst chaos or ruins; a slumlord, vulture.
DJ Danger Mouse, cutting and pasting long-forgotten and obscure songs, has become a shambledandy within the music industry.
Shambledandy by Trevor Wilcox September 6, 2006

Shmumbled 

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.
All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.
When a retard is shouting but he is mumbleing at the same time
Fousytube shumbles at a kid on stage
Shumble by Fuckmaster27 February 23, 2017