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When someone shouts something but they mumble the words.

A loud mumble

When someone is too drunk, dispirited or lazy to pronounce the words but still need to shout in order to be heard
When someone is selling the paper on the street and they shumble the name of it : 'Eeeeiiiiiin hhhzet'(to mean evening gazette)

When being asked from another room if you want a beer etc, replying with a shumble: 'yehhhi'llaahabeer'
shumble by Gavski (Gav W) December 9, 2008
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When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you cannot understand what they are saying.
All I can hear is shumble between the two fighting.
Shumble by Domino Nurbull June 28, 2017
When someone is being simultaneously a show off but also acting humble.
Saw Jack being Shumble again on Insta ‘Surrounded by celebrities and fast cars, drinking bubbly, yet all I can think about is world peace and the love of my friends’ fooling no one!
Shumble by P Dom A May 13, 2023

shumble pussy 

When you put your finger, toe, penis, and testicles into the vagina at the same time, if the vagina is big enough and has no vaginal warts while she puts ketchup on her dick and buns over it.
" Yo, Dom will you give me a shumble pussy?" "Yes, i will"

shmumble 

When a retard is shouting but still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying
McGiggerNuggets was talking in shmumble.

my life is in shambles

I am stressed out,my life is in shambles.
my life is in shambles by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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