Definitions by MrLogician

Shumbled

Shocked and humbled at the same time.

"When I was gifted a small fortune for saving a cat stuck up a tree, I was shumbled."

Shumbled by MrLogician February 25, 2021

Cyberpunk'd 

To pre-order a video-game and feel cheated by the released product.

Derived from Cyberpunk 2077, a game released with widespread furore.

"I should never have pre-ordered this game. I got Cyberpunk'd well and proper, old chap."

Cyberpunk'd by MrLogician February 2, 2021

manual plumbing 

When you use tissue paper to unblock a blockage in the anal cavity, after you haven't eaten enough fibre and the poo just won't come out, so you help it out a bit.

Guy 1: I just had the worst shit
Guy 2: Why
Guy 1: Had to do a bit of manual plumbing

manual plumbing by MrLogician July 9, 2016