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shellycabookie 

A snail with a shell
Hey lads, dya see the size of the Shellycabookie over there ? ..
shellycabookie by Aoifmeister October 1, 2019
Related Words
Shully shullying sully Shelly skully Scully shilly shally shugly shullet

Shelly's Law 

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.
Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."
A casual greeting local to the Ventura, CA area, 'Shally' can be used otherwise as an expression of admiration, joy or occasionally light flirtation.

Pronounced Shall-ee, with the stress on the second syllable, when spoken the speaker often adopts a winking, card-games-and-cocktails like tone.

Shally rose to prominence in 2019 featuring in several viral Tik Took videos - however its original genesis is believed to come from a contraction of the name of beloved Dallas Cowboys linebacker Sean Lee. Other possible origins include the Hindi word for 'surgical' ('shaly') and the mispronunciation of the French word for a luxury mountain hut.
*Phone rings*
"Shally."
Shally by NounsAreGood January 3, 2020

Vin Scully 

A sexual act. When a woman talks to your Erect dick like a microphone before she goes down on you.
Right before she went down on me, she started talking into my dick like Vin Scully.
Vin Scully by Stinky man June 2, 2020
A wonderful girl. One that knows the right things to say to make you smile, even when you are at your lowest. A girl who you'd want to make smile just because her smile is one of the most beautiful ones you have ever seen. Her personality is bubbly, and she is a bit weird. Her laughs and giggles are contagious since it will get everyone laughing too. She is one of the most beautiful beings in existence.
Person One: What's the name of that star there? It's really beautiful.
Person 2: I know, it's almost as bright as Shelly.

Peter Scully

An ugly 56-year-old man who is the most evil living thing in all-time history! He sadistically rapes and murders children in extremely brutal ways for no reason. He murdered over 100,000 innocent people and doesn’t care. Peter Scully is probably the Anti-Christ (Son of Satan) and even Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Ivan The Terrible are 1,000 times better than Peter Scully. Peter Scully, you should die from cancer and Ebola.
“Wow Peter Scully, you actually managed to be worse than your father (Satan). I wish that the electric chair was allowed where you live because you deserve it.”
Peter Scully by Dray’s Dictionary December 15, 2019