Shufflebored 

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

Shufflebored by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

Scandinavian Shuffleboard 

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.

Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.

Scandinavian Shuffleboard by Braxxin May 2, 2011

shuffleboard 

An official beer pong match. Used mainly in high schools to avoid negative confrontations for admisistrators.

Dude, we shuffleboarding tonight?

shuffleboard by DWEEZY354324 August 16, 2009

Shuffleboard Shocker

a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease

It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.

You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.

Shuffleboard Shocker by S_ May 28, 2008

shuffleboarding 

Shuffleboarding is an advanced sex act that involves one woman, two men, and a large room with a smooth floor.

Before shuffleboarding can take place, all parties must remove their clothes and the woman must be completely lubricated. In this case, lubrication is necessary not only in the woman's vagina, but over her entire body.

Once this is done, the two men take their places at the opposite sides of the room and the woman lays on her back infront of one of them. The man standing over her takes his foot and penetrates her with it, so much so that he has the leverage to slide her across the room to the opposing side. The other man then spins the woman around and does the same. This continues until the woman has an orgasm.

Note: Shuffleboarding may be adapted for teams of two men on each side.

Hello Timmy, this is Amanda, she's the woman that we will be shuffleboarding tonight.

shuffleboarding by Awayman September 10, 2006

Shufflecore 

a type of music that isn’t intense enough to get you to dance, but just prevalent enough to get a little shuffle out of anyone.

The guy who was playing shufflecore at yesterday’s party seemed pretty zooted.

Shufflecore by tastygreens July 28, 2018

play shuffleboard on the promenade 

1. to have no plans; idle
2. an illusory plan
3. a daily plan for the unemployed

"What are your plans for today?" the father asked his unemployed daughter.
"I thought I would play shuffleboard on the promenade, followed by skeet shooting on the lido deck," she answered sarcastically as she sat in her bathrobe surfing the net.

play shuffleboard on the promenade by sgjd2010 January 10, 2011