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Shufflecock 

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.
Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."
Shufflecock by BigRed20 June 23, 2007
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Shufflebored 

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.
It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.
Shufflebored by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

Scufflecone 

When one is dazed with confusion, or looks scruffy; Not pleasurable to the eyes
Comes from the latin root : fuk
I went to the grocery store and the checkout lady looked like a scufflecone.
Damn i sure feel bad for those boys... Their parents must be such scufflecones
Scufflecone by Pegleg2060 February 14, 2009

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026