Shufflecore

a type of music that isn’t intense enough to get you to dance, but just prevalent enough to get a little shuffle out of anyone.

The guy who was playing shufflecore at yesterday’s party seemed pretty zooted.

by tastygreens July 28, 2018

Shufflecock

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.

Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."

by BigRed20 June 23, 2007

Shufflebored

After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.

It is January 23rd, and Robert is already shufflebored with the iPod he got for Christmas.

by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009

Scufflecone

When one is dazed with confusion, or looks scruffy; Not pleasurable to the eyes
Comes from the latin root : fuk

I went to the grocery store and the checkout lady looked like a scufflecone.
Damn i sure feel bad for those boys... Their parents must be such scufflecones

by Pegleg2060 February 14, 2009