shrying 

The action of crying while showering.

What’s your favorite thing to do?
Mmm probably shrying.
No way me too!

shrying by JahMay🧆 May 17, 2021

Shrying 

The action of crying while shouting

Grandma will start shrying if you don't listen to her!

Shrying by chelovek June 27, 2023

shrying 

The act of defecating while tears run down your cheeks.

"I had a mental breakdown on the toilet"
"Another day, another shrying session eh?"

shrying by ChiccenButt January 3, 2023

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

Spurt Scrying by Chawkerr February 8, 2018

Scrying 

When someone is upset, sad or mad and is shouting and crying at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see Erika today.
Guy 2: No why what happened to her?
Guy 1: She was scrying.

Scrying by Definitianator November 13, 2011

shmying 

This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.

"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.

"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."

" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."

shmying by SeaPilot June 25, 2009