"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

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Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

Spurt Scrying by Chawkerr February 8, 2018

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Scrying

When someone is upset, sad or mad and is shouting and crying at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you see Erika today.
Guy 2: No why what happened to her?
Guy 1: She was scrying.

Scrying by Definitianator November 13, 2011

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shmying

This is east coast Jewish slang meaning to "look' or "shop" in a store, business or any place where goods are for sale without buying.

"Shmyer" also can imply being a "bottom feeder" or one that is always looking for sale items and is not hampered by any guilt to ask to purchased an item for below bargain or advertised prices.

"Hello, may I help you?". "No that's OK, I'm just shmying around."

" What did you get at Macy's?" " Nothing I just went in to kill time and shmy."

shmying by SeaPilot June 25, 2009

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