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dipped

This is the act of a company or salesperson who has taken a customer to a second rate lending institution or in the auto industry what is called a "mouse house". These lenders such as HFC or Lending Tree grant loans to people with substandard credit scores and then charge very high interest rates. Being dipped is the act of helping the purchaser to obtain the 2nd loan and get the down payment cash for the principal loan.
" Hey Fred, you client needs $2000K down and you will need to get them "dipped" if they don't have cash. "

" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
mugGet the dippedmug.

sat nav

This is merely an abbreviation for "satellite navigation" part of the GPS or GNNS systems for navigation, pinpoint precise locations or other civilian and military uses. Pilot and sailors use this term. This is electronic vs manual navigation process.
Hey man Bob got a new boat complete with auto pilot slaved to the sat nav."

"Phil's plane has all his navigation connected to his sat nav."
by SeaPilot July 5, 2009
mugGet the sat navmug.

Molta

"Hey man ask that Mexican dude for some molta."

"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
mugGet the Moltamug.

bottom feeder

This is a person who generally refuses to purchase anything at normal prices. They make it a habit to wait for sales to hit a low point on things they want to buy. Then try to sweeten their deal by offering a lower price knowing the seller is anxious to sell. Generally this pisses the seller off but just to move the inventory many times they cave-in to the buyer price.
"I got this new Yahama 1000 advertised in the paper at cost and this bottom feeder shows up wanting to buy it for $300 under cost."

"It is always the case that as soon as I mark the items down to wholesale prices the bottom feeders come in and want even more off knowing I need to move this inventory."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
mugGet the bottom feedermug.

Bleu Balls

Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.

Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming

Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."

"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."

"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
mugGet the Bleu Ballsmug.

gams

Fetish tainted term meaning long slender but shapely female legs. Typically a stylish, classy or even trashy woman but with sexy shapely legs. Term used by men have an appreciation and fetish for the female body, clothed or naked. This definition originated years ago in the 30-40's. People like Clark Gable used it to describe Rita Hayward's legs. The word was used in many gangster movies with Edward G. Robinson, George Raft and others when looking at a sexy woman who showed her legs off.
" Hey baby, it's not the face they remember it's the gams."

"Did you see the gams on that babe when she walked by?"
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009
mugGet the gamsmug.

CUNT

A woman who - Can't Understand Normal Thinking or CUNT.

In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
"That woman has off the wall thinking and a real cunt."

" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."

"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
by SeaPilot June 27, 2009
mugGet the CUNTmug.

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