Shriblage

A males penis will retreat inwards after ejaculating,causing raisen like textures.

Shriblage took place after cuming onto his girlfriend.

by Bateman April 22, 2003

Shrubbage

A broad and encompassing term used to describe edible leafy vegetables, usually found in salads

I like to order half fries, and half salad as a side to my main meal. Having the shrubbage helps me feel like I'm being healthy.

by ShrubbageILF May 3, 2017

shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

by thatsright December 26, 2004

shiblazed

when you have consumed large amounts of alcohol concluding you to be shit-faced and then following up with a nuggest fest which causes you to be extremely blazed. you are now, shiblazed!

"duuuddeeee man that sick ragger was totally sick bro i drank so much and toked on that shit too, i'm so shiblazed!"

by Ashley, Jenny, Staci June 29, 2006

shrinkage

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Seasonal Shrinkage

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

shrinkage

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

by Octopod November 21, 2003