shrinklage 

an act of shrinking and wrinkling

hey dude, theres an old guy skinny dippin in the pool.

that's some massive shrinklage you got goin on there, bro!

shrinklage by shrinklage February 27, 2009

Sprinkage 

Mr Beast used it so no explanations needed

“Let’s do a little sprinkage”

Sprinkage by Sour..lemonxde June 18, 2020

shrinkage 

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

shrinkage by thatsright December 26, 2004

Shrinkle 

A extremely shrunken male part or just a small one

Tom go to the doctor and have i check your shrinkle it shouldn't be that small.

Shrinkle by Duvalhomegrown September 15, 2018

shrinkage 

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

shrinkage by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Seasonal Shrinkage 

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

Seasonal Shrinkage by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

shrinkage 

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

shrinkage by Octopod November 21, 2003