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Shrekladdinism 

Shrekladdinism is the religion where you believe in Shrekladdin, Father Sanchez, Jacked Jesus, and Ghost Boy, This religion is the best to choose, The religion does not allow Jews, Furries, Raccoons, Adam Sandler, George Bush, and Balloons.
Me: Yo you should convert to Shrekladdinism!
My Friend: OK!
Shrekladdinism by The Priest Logan December 16, 2019

screwular 

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.
Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."
screwular by S_R January 19, 2008

Shrekladdin 

Our god shrekladdin is the best god prior to Father sanchez, jacked jesus, and ghost boy.
Me: You should pray to shrekladdin once and a while
Friend: Why
Me: Cause he is our god!
Shrekladdin by The Priest Logan December 6, 2019

shrekarita 

A strawberry margarita in a collectors edition McDonald's Shrek-the-Third cup complete with green venti-sized Starbucks straw.
Oh hell yeah, shrekaritas! We're getting fucked up!

shmegular 

The Female version of being regular without being consider basic

Something you do all the time
Im just being regular shmegular like any other day
shmegular by Scorpionmisfit November 10, 2017

Shmegularr 

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼
“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr
Shmegularr by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022