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Shrekladdinism 

Shrekladdinism is the religion where you believe in Shrekladdin, Father Sanchez, Jacked Jesus, and Ghost Boy, This religion is the best to choose, The religion does not allow Jews, Furries, Raccoons, Adam Sandler, George Bush, and Balloons.
Me: Yo you should convert to Shrekladdinism!
My Friend: OK!
Shrekladdinism by The Priest Logan December 16, 2019

screwular 

A cell phone company much like other cell phone companies; who's goal is to screw the customer out of money every month by providing a 'service' which seems reasonable when you sign the contract, but when the bill actually comes in it is much more than you were 'promised' by the sales weasel and you can't cancel your service thus incarcerating you into debt for the next two years until your contract expires.
Bob: "What cellular service do you have?"
Jane: "I have screwular."
screwular by S_R January 19, 2008

Shrekladdin 

Our god shrekladdin is the best god prior to Father sanchez, jacked jesus, and ghost boy.
Me: You should pray to shrekladdin once and a while
Friend: Why
Me: Cause he is our god!
Shrekladdin by The Priest Logan December 6, 2019

shrekarita 

A strawberry margarita in a collectors edition McDonald's Shrek-the-Third cup complete with green venti-sized Starbucks straw.
Oh hell yeah, shrekaritas! We're getting fucked up!

shmegular 

The Female version of being regular without being consider basic

Something you do all the time
Im just being regular shmegular like any other day
shmegular by Scorpionmisfit November 10, 2017

Shmegularr 

God’s Noble Disciples. Led by High Priestess Jude 🙏🏼
“bro are you a Glinker??”
“nah fuck Glinkers imma Shmegularr
Shmegularr by GarbleFunk May 9, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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