7 definition by The Priest Logan

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Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!
Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*
by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019

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Our god shrekladdin is the best god prior to Father sanchez, jacked jesus, and ghost boy.
Me: You should pray to shrekladdin once and a while
Friend: Why
Me: Cause he is our god!
by The Priest Logan December 06, 2019

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Ghost Boy is like death but is death, If you see him when your about to die you know your going to hell, he is an unimaginable image or figure to look at but do not be afraid when you see him, cause he can smell fear.
Me: yo i just saw Ghost Boy
Friend: WHAT!
by The Priest Logan December 06, 2019

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Shrekladdinism is the religion where you believe in Shrekladdin, Father Sanchez, Jacked Jesus, and Ghost Boy, This religion is the best to choose, The religion does not allow Jews, Furries, Raccoons, Adam Sandler, George Bush, and Balloons.
Me: Yo you should convert to Shrekladdinism!
My Friend: OK!
by The Priest Logan December 16, 2019

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The Pope of the shrekladdin religion.
Pope AJ: Hello everyone
Me: OMGGGGGGGG
by The Priest Logan December 12, 2019

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Stxve Kjli is part and a follower of the Shrekladdin religion, he is known for naming jacked jesus for what his name is and creating Ghost Boy.
Me: So you created Ghost Boy!
Stxve Kjli: Indeed!
by The Priest Logan December 17, 2019

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A person who made trash music and has a retarded Fan Base and is horrible person for taking Cameron Boyce's dance move
Fan Base: YO Juice Wrld JUST DIED R.I.P
Everyone Else: Yo let's go eat at Little Seizures lol
by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019

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