Shrekladdinism is the religion where you believe in Shrekladdin, Father Sanchez, Jacked Jesus, and Ghost Boy, This religion is the best to choose, The religion does not allow Jews, Furries, Raccoons, Adam Sandler, George Bush, and Balloons.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).