Shreik

A common mispronunciation of Shrek. It bothers some people and makes others laugh.

Double buddy burger for...Shrike? Shreik? Shrek. Wait, what....SHREK!?

by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

Raptor Shreik

A type of scream used in metal - often high-pitched, getting higher as the scream goes on.

Not to be confused with pig squeals or similar poser-band screams.

Lamb of God has some of the best raptor shreiks in the world.

by PresidentBOB November 15, 2007

Shrek

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek

by Leeeeela November 16, 2014

shreidded

Repeated ripping or tearing of a sail because of neglect.

Because the sail had not been covered to protect it from the sun's rays for an extended period of time, the wind shreidded it mercilessly.

by Aloha27 February 20, 2008

Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.

Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*

by Dan^2 June 17, 2019

Shrek

Our ogre overlord.

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.

by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017

Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016