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Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.
Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*
by Dan^2 June 17, 2019
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