shreidded

Repeated ripping or tearing of a sail because of neglect.

Because the sail had not been covered to protect it from the sun's rays for an extended period of time, the wind shreidded it mercilessly.

by Aloha27 February 20, 2008

shredded shit

When your turds look like shredded wheat coming out. Usually when you eat lots of fiber.

Wow, I just took a nice shredded shit! I swear that the All Bran is cleaning me out!

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

Shredded Cheese

food of the gods.

*eats shredded cheese* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH ME

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

The Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and The Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."

"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? The Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."

by Greg Cujo April 30, 2008

passport shredder

A passport shredder is a day where the weather is so unbelievably good, you never want to leave. (Origin: Queensland, Australia)

Let's go to the beach, it's an absolute passport shredder of a day.

by Ned7 October 23, 2013

Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style

This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.

by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.

That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude

by G str1ng January 6, 2009