Shponk
A fat worthless cat that does nothing but eat and shit. A waste of space.
More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.
More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.
Shponk by BlueDiesel November 17, 2020
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Shponk
A fat worthless cat that does nothing but eat and shit. A waste of space.
More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.
More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.
Shponk by BlueDiesel November 17, 2020
Shronkle
Shronkle by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019
Shronk
Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.
*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
Shronk by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018
SHRONK
SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.
outer shpongolia
Outer Shpongolia…a place of well being, and reflective surfaces, morphing like an Anacondas skin and shimmering like a million color changing squid, at fifty fathoms.
outer shpongolia by WorldFusionRadio.com January 10, 2012
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