Shplonk 

The noise that general grievous makes when he goes into murder mode.

Obi Wan: " Hello there.
General Grievous: "SHPLONK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shplonk by Jimothy A. Bonquavious May 25, 2022

shlonky 

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

shlonkey 

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

shlonkey by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

shploink

the word my dad uses for the cat exploring outside

is flatpants on the shploink again?

shploink by sam jandwich January 27, 2022

Shlonk 

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

Shlonk by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019

Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.

Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.

Splonking by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015

shlonk face 

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

shlonk face by billy gouche October 22, 2008