Shlonk 

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

Shlonk by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019

Shlonk 

Shlonking is the act of smoking weed while shitting, and having an orgasm at the same time

Hey Jack, I heard that Mike totally shlonked weed last night.

Holy shit! Matt still smells like ass after he shlonked that weed last night.

Shlonk by Gus0001 February 15, 2019

Shlonk 

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

Shlonk by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021

shlonk 

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

shlonk by Dreg July 22, 2004

shlonk 

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

shlonk by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019

shlonk 

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

shlonk by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008

Shlonk 

The sound created when a stiff object is thrusted through a hole (usually wet) and collides with the hole's end.

"Shlonk! The pole was shoved into the hole carved in the mud."

Shlonk by PieMan3259 May 20, 2018