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Shplakow 

1. the background sound some one can make when a person gets busted, slapped, "dissed," or humiliated

2. The word you can use instead of owned, pwned, or burned, also it sounds like a slap in a comedic humor.

( Shh-pLah-Cow )
Guy: Whats up wit the gay outfit?
Friend: whats up wit the dirty face?
Guy: Your mom didn't complain last night!
Guy's Friend: SHPLAKOW!!!
Shplakow by Mace2299 October 15, 2010
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shplatow 

When you do somthing sweet, you say it to emphasize how sweet the thing you just did was
I got a pair, Yeah well i got four aces SHPLATOW!*throw the hand down*
shplatow by sonson May 15, 2007
Related Words

shpladow 

The sound of Sprite hitting the back of your throat.
Aww man my throat is so dry... hey gimme that Sprite -- shpladow!
shpladow by mister_jared May 23, 2004

shpladow 

Originating from aforementioned Sprite commercial. However, in day-to-day use is actually a term for a cumshot splashing the back of the intended recipient's throat forcefully, in same thirstquenching manner as Sprite.
Chris exclaimed to Joe, "Last night I awoke to yer wife giving me favors under the covers. Yeah, you know she got that *SHPLADOW*! Then I promptly kicked her out the window & went back to sleep."
shpladow by J & C Music Factory March 31, 2005

shpladow 

The sound one encounters when presented with the male genitalia.
Yo, Jenna baby....SHPLADOW!
shpladow by Erin January 22, 2005

Shplabow 

i heard it on a sprite comercial
i think it means somethin like "oh yeah"
1. a) dude that toy with the afro said "shplabow"

b) look at her butt, thats nice "shplabow"
Shplabow by Andrew August 8, 2004

Shalakow 

A gay man who sucks dick and eats bussy on the down low. Usually construction workers, welders, or ford owners
Damn man , did you see the way shalakow sucked big Timmy off
Shalakow by dbrev42 January 26, 2025
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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