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He is a short handsome guy. He has a donkey dick and only makes you fall in love to break your heart
Abby: I hate shalakos
Krista:same
Shalako by K. K. P. December 20, 2016
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Shplakow 

1. the background sound some one can make when a person gets busted, slapped, "dissed," or humiliated

2. The word you can use instead of owned, pwned, or burned, also it sounds like a slap in a comedic humor.

( Shh-pLah-Cow )
Guy: Whats up wit the gay outfit?
Friend: whats up wit the dirty face?
Guy: Your mom didn't complain last night!
Guy's Friend: SHPLAKOW!!!
Shplakow by Mace2299 October 15, 2010

shalakonto 

A Language created By Romani A Caban
Shalakonto Bala Bishka Holondaru Pala
shalakonto by ShalahalaKontoBala November 28, 2021
Shalako is a really great friend. He's a walking encyclopedia for pokemon and some games on discord. Beware because he likes to tease you with his girlfriend damian if you have small hands and have a strong accent when it comes to words like tinder. If you do him. his friends or his family wrong in any type of way he will go assassin on you. He's pretty sexy, loyal, kind and sweet. A friend to keep for life.
e.m : "he's a pretty cool americano"
d.c : "he's the wild shalako"
Shalako by sexy aussie January 29, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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