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He is a short handsome guy. He has a donkey dick and only makes you fall in love to break your heart
Abby: I hate shalakos
Krista:same
Shalako by K. K. P. December 20, 2016
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Shplakow 

1. the background sound some one can make when a person gets busted, slapped, "dissed," or humiliated

2. The word you can use instead of owned, pwned, or burned, also it sounds like a slap in a comedic humor.

( Shh-pLah-Cow )
Guy: Whats up wit the gay outfit?
Friend: whats up wit the dirty face?
Guy: Your mom didn't complain last night!
Guy's Friend: SHPLAKOW!!!
Shplakow by Mace2299 October 15, 2010

shalakonto 

A Language created By Romani A Caban
Shalakonto Bala Bishka Holondaru Pala
shalakonto by ShalahalaKontoBala November 28, 2021
Shalako is a really great friend. He's a walking encyclopedia for pokemon and some games on discord. Beware because he likes to tease you with his girlfriend damian if you have small hands and have a strong accent when it comes to words like tinder. If you do him. his friends or his family wrong in any type of way he will go assassin on you. He's pretty sexy, loyal, kind and sweet. A friend to keep for life.
e.m : "he's a pretty cool americano"
d.c : "he's the wild shalako"
Shalako by sexy aussie January 29, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026