Shalakow

A gay man who sucks dick and eats bussy on the down low. Usually construction workers, welders, or ford owners

Damn man , did you see the way shalakow sucked big Timmy off

by dbrev42 January 26, 2025

Shalako

He is a short handsome guy. He has a donkey dick and only makes you fall in love to break your heart

Abby: I hate shalakos
Krista:same

by K. K. P. December 20, 2016

Shplakow

1. the background sound some one can make when a person gets busted, slapped, "dissed," or humiliated

2. The word you can use instead of owned, pwned, or burned, also it sounds like a slap in a comedic humor.

( Shh-pLah-Cow )

Guy: Whats up wit the gay outfit?
Friend: whats up wit the dirty face?
Guy: Your mom didn't complain last night!
Guy's Friend: SHPLAKOW!!!

by Mace2299 October 15, 2010

shalakonto

A Language created By Romani A Caban

Shalakonto Bala Bishka Holondaru Pala

by ShalahalaKontoBala November 28, 2021

Shalako

Shalako is a really great friend. He's a walking encyclopedia for pokemon and some games on discord. Beware because he likes to tease you with his girlfriend damian if you have small hands and have a strong accent when it comes to words like tinder. If you do him. his friends or his family wrong in any type of way he will go assassin on you. He's pretty sexy, loyal, kind and sweet. A friend to keep for life.

e.m : "he's a pretty cool americano"
d.c : "he's the wild shalako"

by sexy aussie January 29, 2018