Shpasm 

Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

Shpasm by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007

spasmanian devil 

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)

Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.

spasmanian devil by theinstigator January 1, 2014

Spasmgasm 

When the sound of one's orgasm most resembles the sounds he/she would make when having a seizure.

Last night my girlfriend had a spasmgasm. I thought a baby seal was dying.

Spasmgasm by AxelScar December 21, 2009

Shasmeen

Shasmeen is a really pretty& sexy gyal that all the boys want. She has so may people that are jealous of her but she still gets along with everyone

‘I wish I was as pretty as shasmeen,she’s sooo lucky

Shasmeen by MyNansSmexyyy October 26, 2018

Spasmgasm 

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

Spasmgasm by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Shasmeen

Shasmeen is a very caring, kind, and thoughtful girl. She'll be there for you when you're at your lowest. Her personality isn't good, but if you get to know her, you'll know how she acts. She has mixed emotions, different personalities based on the person, and she falls in love fast. She'll do anything for the person she truly loves. She's good at comforting people as well. They come up to her and tell her about their problems. Whenever you're feeling upset she'll be there for you. No matter how many times you hurt her, she'll still be there. She doesn't like her personal space being invaded, she gets annoyed fast. She is a very concerned girl when she knows her friends aren't doing so well. She loves her friends and family more than anyone. One thing about Shasmeen she has a loving heart and is willing to find the right person to share her heart with. She's an optimistic girl, loves life, and is always happy. She's willing to talk to you for hours and hours. She'll do anything for you if she can. She seems to have no flaws whatsoever... or is she just putting on a facade? Most of the time she'll worry about her friends more than herself. She normally hides her feelings so she wouldn't make anyone worried about her. Sometimes her thoughts are "when will I disappear from this awful world..?". with no one by her side. She tries to take care of her friends because she has a fear of them abandoning her. she'll always love you even if you hurt her

Shasmeen loves her friends more than anyone.

Shasmeen by miyako ! March 14, 2023

Soda Spasm 

The pain you feel in your throat from drinking a soda too fast.

Ohhh, (water running from you eyes)hang on I just had a soda spasm.

Soda Spasm by Greg Sparkman May 14, 2005