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It's Showtime 

A Filipino television show that was temporarily suspended by the Movie and Television Ratings Classification Board (MTRCB) for promoting social and moral indecency in many of its segments. Its two week long removal has been a litmus test as to whether one is appalled or actually tolerates shows of this low moral fiber.
Woke: SuPPoRt iT's ShoWtIme!!!
MTRCB: *Jokes on you*
It's Showtime by Anti-Normies September 6, 2023
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Showtime Shit

To set it and forget it ala the Showtime Rotisserie. Leaving a shit in the toilet on accident or on purpose if you're some kind of sick fuck.
Dude I am so sorry about that Showtime Shit. I was still drunk when I dropped it last night and forgot to reflush the toilet after it plugged.
Showtime Shit by Ringnecpheasant December 24, 2011

Post Showtime Depression 

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
Man the Post Showtime Depression hits hard

The Showtime 

A sex position involving one person (usually the male) to enter the second person (female) from behind. A spooning position. Named after the fact that it's the only position that is allowed to be shown in a soft core porno that is aired late at night on Showtime.
Dude, i was watching some crazy porno called Sex Games Cancun 2 and the only move they ever did was the showtime!
The Showtime by sarahsaurus November 3, 2008

ShowTime 

A cable network, much like HBO, but not as popular.
Do you have Showtime?

Nope, I watch HBO.
ShowTime by BamMANGA August 29, 2006

Showtime 

Used to refer to a time of significant importance.
We got to roll, it's showtime!
Showtime by AdamB September 15, 2005

Showtime Rotisserie Oven

all you have to do is take the turkey and slide in the spit rods which are non stick, then you put the wheel on the spit rods and put in the showtime rotisserie oven, and the you set it and forget it!
its that easy folks!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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