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showverload 

n. A condition experienced by television and video entertainment viewers when faced with an overwhelming amount of programming and/or content which they must search through to find something to watch. In acute cases, subjects will experience significant discomfort and may begin the search for alternative entertainment platforms.
“I was so showverloaded last night, I spent 20 minutes trying to find a 30-minute show to watch.”

“Mary decided to avoid showverload, and read a book.”

"I experienced the worst showverload of my life last night, after spending 20 minutes trying to find a movie to watch with my husband. The cure was a good old game of scrabble."

showever 

A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.
Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
showever by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018

showverload 

The condition of having seen too many shows.
We saw three shows last week in New York, I have total showverload.
showverload by Wog October 28, 2004

showever 

g2g take a really fast shower
Showever, I'll be at the club or roller derby in 15 minutes, see ya then.
showever by Mockie December 9, 2009

Showgwer 

Traditionally pronounced (SHō'gər), like a mix between show and ogre. A term for a special blend of person, somehow between a shower and a grower. Whether they are enormous and get bigger, or the total opposite, no one definitely knows...
"Dude, my friend, The Density, is a fucking showgwer!"
Showgwer by The Density November 24, 2018

showverwhelmed 

When there is more than one concert that you wish to attend playing on the same night.
Usually only an issue in big cities with a vibrant music scene. Always a huge bummer.
"Destroyer AND Hot Chip on the same night? Once again I'm showverwhelmed in Chicago, yo."
showverwhelmed by Jenna T April 2, 2008