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Showneral 

A concert-type like funeral of the passing away of a person that is more of a spectacle than an actual time of mourning.
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I'm so confused it seems so unbelievable, but we must remember that his body didn't appear on the "showneral".
Showneral by JuneThursday September 1, 2009
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A partner in showering, mostly for couples who likes taking a shower together..
Dennis: hey love, I'm about to take a shower, u comin?

Areza: oh love, of course! you know, i love showering with you, you are my showtner.

Dennis: alrighty, come on then!
Showtner by Under27oatH October 31, 2020

showines 

The contraction of only two people’s name on Earth, Shownu and Ines. Showines’ alchemy is the most beautiful thing to admire in the entire world. Their couple is often victim of other’s jealousy, but at the end of the day they know the best that they can’t be separated.
Some people wish they were Showines, but they are not.

Showines is real, argue with the wall.
showines by amikgun June 11, 2021
Using your shower (to the hottest temperature so we can get the steam) as a humidifier when you have A CONGESTED NOSE and want to breathe but don't have an actual humidifier so
Me: I need a showifer because I can't breathe through this congested nose
Showifer by STARWAR23 December 19, 2023
Very visible, obvious, and showing boner that all can see.

Also known as 'Shoner'.

Synonym: Pitched Tent
Dude, did you see Nick's pitched tent? Bro must have been looking at something diabolical on his phone because he had a massive showner in his pants.

Tommy was staring at his crush at work and ended up with a huge showner in his pants that everyone glared at when he stood up to go to the bathroom to take care of business.
Showner by Steve Urkel 101 September 30, 2024
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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