dennis moved fifteen yew trees, nine beeches, and twelve pines. following this he indulged in
cheddar cheese in vast quantities. he was a beautiful south african girl and as he bathed in the hot norfolk sun
the village buffoon did sidle over from the bridge on which he sat with a large cucumber, or maybe a gherkin, noticing the dafter belter grafter. he did exclaim with much surprise "happy anti-shagerversary, now lets get in them there bushes and sort out that one year time period". dennis never had an anti-shagerversary again thanks to the joyful
combination of much cheddar and large cucumber(or possibly the gherkin)!!!!!