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shagiversary 

The anniversary of a time you had sex with someone
It’s the shagiversary today

Happy shagiversary
shagiversary by Absdarlen August 6, 2024

Stagaversary 

An annual holiday for men to celebrate the anniversary of a stag party by leaving the confines of normal life behind and religiously obeying only three rules:

a) No-one is a stag;
b) Everyone is a stag; and
c) Everyone behaves like a stag
It is Doug's stagaversary this weekend, watch out
Stagaversary by Alan's beard May 21, 2013

shagerversary

An anninversary of the the first time a couple have had sexual intercourse
Today is our one year shagerversary
shagerversary by Futumsh July 15, 2006

shackiversary 

"Matt and Lacy are celebrating their seven year shackiversary on Friday."
shackiversary by skinnyb November 12, 2009

anti-shagerversary

a custom practiced by idiot beautiful south african sweaty men having had a ploughmans lunch and moved trees but not recently been laid(one year plus time period).
dennis moved fifteen yew trees, nine beeches, and twelve pines. following this he indulged in cheddar cheese in vast quantities. he was a beautiful south african girl and as he bathed in the hot norfolk sun the village buffoon did sidle over from the bridge on which he sat with a large cucumber, or maybe a gherkin, noticing the dafter belter grafter. he did exclaim with much surprise "happy anti-shagerversary, now lets get in them there bushes and sort out that one year time period". dennis never had an anti-shagerversary again thanks to the joyful combination of much cheddar and large cucumber(or possibly the gherkin)!!!!!

Shamaversary 

noun ~ what one celebrates on the date of a special event once a divorce or separation has occurred..
Phone call... Happy Shamaversary my dear Ex husband.. So glad you found the time to cheat on me since you didn't find the time to get a job!