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Stinky Shoemaker
Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.
Stinky Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022
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Greasy Shoemaker
Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.
Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022
Czech golden shower
The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
Czech golden shower by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022
Scott Shoemaker
A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.
Scott Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022
The Shit/Shower ratio
An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"
"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"
"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"
The Shit/Shower ratio by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023
Passion Shower
The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.
Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .
Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .
Passion Shower by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.