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Hoes fo shos 

Absolute, Absolutly, as sure as it would be to pull a hoe
Roomate1: Hey, did you remeber to shut off the coffee maker?

Roommate2: Hoes fo shos.
Hoes fo shos by SS JF January 22, 2013
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kos-shos 

tampon (from the words kos, vagina, and shostan, meaning to wash)
Look, we got some free kos-shos
kos-shos by 567kesh January 4, 2008
slang term used for jello shots; especially used when consuming multiple jello shots in one sitting.
After having multiple j shos, I threw up all over Boston.
J shos by Sercus238 October 29, 2009

Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010
The smartest, most amazing, beautiful, funny, loving, caring, responsible, competent girl ever to live. Always making other people smile, laugh, and love, she is a real pleasure to be around. She is the best girl any guy could ever ask for. She also has a real thing for pineapples (the world’s sexiest fruit). She has the most beautiful green eyes, redish-brown hair that has the most beautiful flow and texture,
and a smile that will make any bad day into your best. She also always knows exactly what to say to make your heart race or to brighten your mood, no matter how bad you feel. Any guy lucky enough to end up with her had better do what ever he can to keep her, because she is certainly not the girl you want to lose.
Yonita: Omg did you see that girl over there?! I hear she’s such a Shosh! Her boyfriend is such a lucky guy!!
Shosh by Yonishosh May 28, 2018

Shostakovich 

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.
Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........