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Absolutly 

Me: You, Doug. I was Absolutly last night.

Doug: I thought you didn't like vodka?
Absolutly by Somewhat Schizo February 18, 2023

Absolute Poo 

A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.
“How did your interview go?”
“Absolute Poo!”
Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015

The Absolute State 

An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.
Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019

absolute cunt 

1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.

2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
That Big Ears shat on the back seat of my car. What an absolute cunt.
absolute cunt by N. Oddy November 13, 2013

Absolute mad lad 

When someone does something so extreme, that even god becomes curious.
Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!
Absolute mad lad by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018

absolute madman 

A fucking legend. someone who'll do something that even you wouldn't dare.
Did you see Tom? He swallowed a can of coke whole, what an absolute madman!
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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