shost 

Basically like the words 'awesome', 'cool', 'radical', 'rad', 'tubular', 'amazing', 'great', etc. Created by a few close internet friends when the word 'ghost' was misspelled.

"Yesterday, I met this kid, and she's so shost!"

"Did you see the belt that girl was wearing today? It was very shost."

shost by Lena, PLZ. September 12, 2007

Shost 

to have a shit and some toast

Hey man yesterday when u called i was havin a shost!!

Shost by David Mapes January 17, 2009

shost 

Also known as an imaginary friend, a shost is a distant cousin to the ghost. Where as ghosts are the lost souls of the dead, ghosts are simply that of the imagination. Once an imaginary person or thing is forgotten of, the "soul" or energy from which the shost is created remains in our dimensional world of "real" and can be seen by everyone, often in the solid state as opposed to the transparent state seen in ghosts.

Due to the often strange looks and behaviors of the majority of shosts, many of them stay hidden in voluntary exhile, though some have been discovered. Bigfoot, Lock Ness Monster, and unicorns are a few "discovered" shosts.
Note: Many shosts are misconstrued due to humams' lack of understanding. The Boogey Man is in fact a nice creature who wishes only to read bed time stories to small children. Unicorns are not so innocent. They attack and kill many animals with their horn for no known reason.

There are no known ways to destroying or killing shosts. Many speculate that they can only be killed by fire, though this has never been confirmed.

The producers should shorten the name to Foster's Home for Shosts.

shost by Ardy the Shostologist September 6, 2007

Shostakovich 

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.

Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.

Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010

Shoestreak 

A long yellow stain on the top or side of a white shoe made by a guy shooting his entire load of cum over a girl's shoe.

Kimberly: Eww is that a shoestreak on your right shox?

Ally: Yeah, i gave Mark a shoejob last night and he promised he'd shoot inside, but at the last second he pulled out and exploded on the side.

Kimberly: HAHA that's pretty gross that stain will never come out either. EVERYONE is gonna know you gave a shoejob now.

Shoestreak by Gmail548 April 20, 2010

Shoista 

A certain way of life. The interpretation of the meaning is left up to the user. A sacred word only discovered by some.

Shoista!
I went to Shoistaville last night.

Shoista by Yessuh5517 February 27, 2021

Shostakovich 

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.

Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........

Shostakovich by sergei amadeus van shosvivaldi June 20, 2020