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Shosty
How illegitimate classical musicians will refer to Shostakovich to make it sound 'hip' in popular vernacular.
Emily: Omg, have you heard shosty 5? That shit slaps!
Becky: Omg yes I bop to that!
(of course neither of them have ever listened to it in its entirety because it isn't popular music, and they just learned about it in there music history class that they only passed from blowing the teacher.)
Becky: Omg yes I bop to that!
(of course neither of them have ever listened to it in its entirety because it isn't popular music, and they just learned about it in there music history class that they only passed from blowing the teacher.)
Shosty by cj_dyeridontevenknowher October 6, 2019
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Shosty
Musician: Hey friend, are you coming to my string quartet concert today?
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!
Friend: Depends, what are you playing?
Musician: Shosty Quartet 8.
Friend: What's Shosty Quartet 8?
Musician: Shostakovich Quartet no. 8 in C Minor, op. 110. It's 21 minutes long but it's a true banger.
Friend: Say less, I'll be there!!!
Shosty
Shostakovich
Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.
Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.
His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.
His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
Shostakovich by kanapanapan June 4, 2010
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