ShortKid

someone who did his own mom

I just ShortKid'd my own mom.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)

Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)

by Ummm nose November 26, 2018

Shortridge Academy

A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.

Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!

by Rambology June 1, 2010

Shortside

A hockey term. When a player with the puck rushes towards the net and choses to shoot towards the near side of the net, aiming between the goaltender and the nearest post to him. The term was coined by winger K.D. Fielding of the Toronto Maple Leafs in a post game interview when asked what is going through his mind on fast breaks.

I was coming in down the left wing and gave 'em a little dangle before going shortside, top cheese.

by musclebrow January 23, 2013

Short kid

A kid that makes dumb ass jokes and is usually named hayden he’s very self conscious and deletes jokes that could get him made fun of

“Oh my god hayden is such a short kid he’s so self conscious.”

by Cumswallower September 18, 2021

ShortxKid

Definition of a Monkey

Your such a ShortxKid

by -Obama April 10, 2023

strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period

i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007