ShortxKid 

Definition of a Monkey

Your such a ShortxKid

ShortxKid by -Obama April 10, 2023

Shortridge Academy 

A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.

Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!

Shortridge Academy by Rambology June 1, 2010

Shortside 

A hockey term. When a player with the puck rushes towards the net and choses to shoot towards the near side of the net, aiming between the goaltender and the nearest post to him. The term was coined by winger K.D. Fielding of the Toronto Maple Leafs in a post game interview when asked what is going through his mind on fast breaks.

I was coming in down the left wing and gave 'em a little dangle before going shortside, top cheese.

Shortside by musclebrow January 23, 2013

shortskin 

shaaawt-skeeeen

opposite of longskin aka fat chicks.
shortskin is a positive compliment about SHORTIES. (or attractive females)
they usually come in pairs.

GIRRL WHY YO SKEEEN SO SHORT?

"yo, whats up shortskin?"

shortskin by shortskin101 August 27, 2008

ShortKid 

someone who did his own mom

I just ShortKid'd my own mom.

ShortKid by anonymous September 14, 2020