Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.

Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.

Short Fat by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018

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short fat frat

A short, brown, kinda chubby, frat star who wears shades inside and loves bud light also some cocaine he basically the most chill bro ever. ....but, has no respect for woman. Last occasionally wants to fight little Asian kids when he is drunk as shit. Also, he replaced water in his diet with beer.

Bro 1: Dude do you follow Short Fat Frat

Bro 2: Nah dude
Bro1: You should he's like TFM all in one bro, bro

Bro 2: k

short fat frat by Short Fat Frat January 12, 2018

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Short Fat Faggot

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)

Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!

Short Fat Faggot by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009

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short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

short fat hairy legs by Tempestua December 4, 2004