Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

steerpike

The main character in the Gormenghast novels.

He's a kitchen slug!

by Tempestua November 01, 2004

PB

A shortening used on Neopets when referring to paintbrushes.

How much will you give me for this Baby PB?

by Tempestua November 05, 2004

morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni

I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.

by Tempestua March 30, 2005

fayle

A leet spelling of "fail".

OMG u fayle!!!oneone!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

plusplus

A way of demonstrating the relevance of a comment to a situation, or to make a comment seem more exciting.

Fred: So I failed my maths test. Disappointment ++.

Fred: So I hooked up with this girl last night...teh secks ++!

by Tempestua April 13, 2005

your mum

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004