short car

verb; when driving around looking for a parking space and as you pull up to one you thought was empty, you see that it is in fact taken already by a short car.

My friend and zipped down the first row of parking spaces to secure a spot we thought was empty, only to be short car'd.

Since I drive a short car, I make sure to not pull into a parking space all the way as to not short car other people.

by riderlikeabronc January 8, 2010

A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park

Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.

Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?

by Meximan May 21, 2007

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

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who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

sport junk car

its just looking like a sport car but inside its just a junk car you might be deprresed if you try it

if was used in a a junk car and then try to make it better it will still remain junk by seeing its slow speed sport junk car

by lolypop July 20, 2010

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007