Shopster

Person who shops for modern, hipster or exclusive products.

- I love buying exclusive stuff.
- You're a real shopster!

by Tom Fish September 28, 2014

Shopsteal

To Steal/Try to steal a Shop or premises.

e.g. Missy tried to shopsteal K-Mart

by IamHERE February 24, 2015

shlopster

to shlopster, to steal from someone.

dude you gotta be careful going into that part of town. my cousin got shlopstered there once.

by frederick larson March 16, 2023

Slopster

A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

"Look at that long haired grease ball being a slopster with that girl, wait a minute, is that a man/monster???"

by Ichi the Killer March 27, 2004

Shopteria

Shopteria the words combined of Shopping an Bacteria.
Online Shopping disease.

John was diagnosed by his peers of having Shopteria, the Online Shopping disease. Better wear a face mask.

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Showsterbate

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower

At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.

by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009

shipster

Pirate hipsters. Shipsters are the new hipsters. They plunder, wear tight pants, and are in a constant state of rage. Often come in glitter.

Did you see the kid with the eye patch? He's such a shipster.

by shipsterbitch October 17, 2010