shlopster
shlopster by frederick larson March 16, 2023
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Slipster
A once-reputable hipster who has trouble keeping up with the behaviors and customs of the general hipster crowd.
"Aaron's hair hasn't been very disheveled lately . He's becoming quite the slipster."
"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"
"Jason is gaining too much weight. He's went from a 26 to a 28. Can you say slipster?"
Slipster by a real handful January 22, 2009
shloitering
Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021
slopstar
slopstar by CLICKHERE4ANTHRAX February 20, 2010
slapster fapster
A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.
Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*
slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018
Red Slobster
The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
Red Slobster by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009
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