14 definitions by sextoaster

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Chain of supermarkets in New Jersey. Third largest employer in the state.
Employs wide variety of people, including drunks, semi-legal immigrants, psychopaths (see nite crew), legends, perverts, disgruntled former schoolteachers, dropouts, nerds, freaks, bitches, old people, the handicapped, stoners, and all sorts of others. Know for being cheap as hell, as well as being ghetto and urban in most practices and policies.
Shop Rite -If its a bad idea, we do it first!

Holy Shit! Its snowing! Lets go to the Shop Rite and buy all the milk, all the bread, and call the manager an asshole!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
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to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.
Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.
Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.
by sextoaster February 06, 2005
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1. Fast food restaraunt which sells hamburgers.

2. Fast food restaraunt which sells drugs.

3. Place to leave annoying people at late hours, in bad neighborhoods.
Family Guy: Russell! Where have you been?! You should have been here hours ago!

Russell: I was at White Castle.

Family Guy: Were you buying hamburgers or were you buying dope?

Russell: Neither, they left me in Patterson, NJ, at 2:15 am.

Family Guy: Why?

Russell: Cause I'm a nerd.

Bob: Write up.
by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.
Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!
by sextoaster January 24, 2005
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A person of Indian desent who acts like a bad ass.
Joe: Where were you this weekend?
MC Ghandi: I called in drunk, because it was Indian New Year.
Joe: You're the Indian Outlaw!
by sextoaster December 12, 2004
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