Sharp piece of glass

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.

Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

pack out with your crack out

1. The act of performing your job function with portions of your ass crack or underwear exposed. This involves any type of work, either white or blue collar. Can be performed by both females and males.

2. Inspirational words of wisdom from Wakefern wharehouse employees, as is written inside most trailers.

MC Ghandi: Yo, Yo, Yo! What da fuck, man? Nite crew got some bad pack out with your crack out! Fuck that! Its Indian New Year. I'm goin' the fuck home to get drunk.

DRFT: Word.

by sextoaster January 25, 2005

Indian Outlaw

A person of Indian desent who acts like a bad ass.

Joe: Where were you this weekend?
MC Ghandi: I called in drunk, because it was Indian New Year.
Joe: You're the Indian Outlaw!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.

Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

walk like Gumby

to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.

Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?

Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.

by sextoaster December 16, 2004

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 06, 2005