sextoaster's definitions

Indian Outlaw

A person of Indian desent who acts like a bad ass.

Joe: Where were you this weekend?
MC Ghandi: I called in drunk, because it was Indian New Year.
Joe: You're the Indian Outlaw!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.

Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

walk like Gumby

to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.

Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?

Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.

by sextoaster December 16, 2004

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Write up

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.

Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!

by sextoaster December 17, 2004

Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Vishal's car

1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.

2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.

Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.

by sextoaster November 11, 2006