Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Jeff Albertson

Comic Book Guy's real name. As seen on the Simpsons.

Ned Flanders: I don't believe we've met.

Comic Book Guy: My name is Jeff Albertson, but everybody calls me Comic Book Guy.

by sextoaster February 06, 2005

Soy Cheese

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.

Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

walk like Gumby

to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.

Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?

Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.

by sextoaster December 16, 2004

nite crew

Staff of Shop Rite during the hours of 11:00pm to 7:30am. Known for psychotic behavior, including, drunkeness, violence towards customers, cardboard molestation, massive intakes of Pepsi, public urienation, chain smoking, shitting on the floor, pack out with your crack out, masturbation, dillusional episodes, and obsessive disorders. Also know for refilling product.

Dave Diamond: JD is in the back screaming about his carts! He told me that hes going to kick Tom's fat ass as soon as hes done playing Roller Coaster Tycoon 14: Ghetto Grandstand.

Bread King: Fucking nite crew!

by sextoaster January 24, 2005

Indian Outlaw

A person of Indian desent who acts like a bad ass.

Joe: Where were you this weekend?
MC Ghandi: I called in drunk, because it was Indian New Year.
Joe: You're the Indian Outlaw!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004