by diggy33 August 22, 2008
When two men, in the 69 position, masturbate each other to see who can ejactulate the fastest into each's own face.
"Tho, whatcha doin' tonight?"
"Me and Hank are gonna have a SHOOT OUT!!!"
"Uh-OHHH!!!! Hope no one dies!!! Tho thilly!"
"Me and Hank are gonna have a SHOOT OUT!!!"
"Uh-OHHH!!!! Hope no one dies!!! Tho thilly!"
by the great h December 31, 2005
Two guys lay down opposite ways from each other in a “69” position. They then jerk off in to each other’s mouths. First one to ejaculate wins.
Guy1: my parents are asleep do you want to come over and have a Kentucky shoot out
Guy2: ya sure bro
Guy2: ya sure bro
by Big cock bill November 1, 2017
When about to ejaculate you put a nerf dart (preferably with a thumbtack taped or glued to the end) into the urethra and shoot it onto the woman's face or breast
Guy: It was going well until i hit her eye with the texas shoot out
Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting
Guy 2: Dang bro, thats gotta sting
by Haha statue goes bonk August 13, 2020
by Dnarlow November 16, 2016
shoot out between two crazy ass russians and almost the entire LAPD, last 46 minutes on 2/28/97(my 7th b-day)
the LAPD had to almost rob a gun store so to say to prevale but still did
the LAPD had to almost rob a gun store so to say to prevale but still did
dude: the 46 minutes movie sucks
man: dude its a documentary on the north hollywood shoot out
dude: whoa cool
man: what a day that was
man: dude its a documentary on the north hollywood shoot out
dude: whoa cool
man: what a day that was
by jizzle dizzle July 21, 2006
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Now that friend of mine, he never made a day
Didn't know what to do, told him to get away
I ain't going yet he said, I'm gonna be a star
I got a gun my friend, sitting in the car
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Let me tell you now, about a friend of mine
He tried to shoot them lights, with whiskey and the wine
He didn't get so far, ah his gun was wrong
Now my sweet friend, where's your song?
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
Shoot out the lights, shoot out the lights
by Death Menace March 15, 2023