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Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
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Vil Shoenheit 

Vil Shoenheit is a VERY beautiful man who is a dorm leader of Pomefiore😃👍
Vil Shoenheit could step on me and I would say "thank you"
Vil Shoenheit by Rxzhiru February 18, 2021

Montana shoeshine 

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
Shoeshine music by 3eyed March 14, 2009

showsheep 

A showsheep is the folkway of saying "show-boating" in Scotland. Only specifically used in the Inverclyde, Greenock area.
Hamish: "ayye ya fucken bawbag, ay just threw this kapper hundred metre, ye know ye cannae do that WIllie?"
Willie: "Piss of Hamish! Yer such a fucken showsheep lad."
showsheep by TheBawbagScotsman November 11, 2018

Akron Shoeshine 

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
Akron Shoeshine by FireIslanders August 15, 2006