Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE

I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.

by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008

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Shock Top

The act of biting or nibbleing on the tip of the penis at the point of climax.

This Girl was giving me a BJ and ended it with a refreshing Shock Top.

by SS4trailrunner September 12, 2010

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topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

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Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

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Shocktop

When you're giving a girl head/top while also giving her the "shocker." Explicitly: performing fellatio while simultaneously fingering her vagina with 2 fingaz and her butthole with 1.

I wasn't really feeling him but then he gave some bombass shocktop.

by b0ng_ripper February 21, 2018

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