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A round fat man who rubs his pubic area on a womens face.
“Hey girl why is your face all scratched up??” Her- “I was attacked by the old shneft on 5th street.”
Shneft by Hossengrassen January 15, 2023
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sneftabog 

zak: i just squished a lemon
me: woah that was so sneftabog
sneftabog by Whereismyeardum January 8, 2021
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I sat down and sent a shnext, and felt a profound sense of being efficient. Just as my body had been cleansed form the toxins of last night's bourbon and aged cheese, the world of information was only briefly subject to my writing.
shnext by KRmd January 17, 2017
Bereft of smell, as "blind" means bereft of sight, and "deaf" means bereft of hearing.
The poor, little sneft girl passed by the chocolate factory, unaware of the delcious aroma swirling all about her.
sneft by Juno Bunch April 3, 2009

Shneefter 

A word that can simply mean anything and everything you need it to mean at the time.

Word originated from T in the Park 2009 by gunner and his weegie pals but was discovered at T in the park 2010 by a group of neeburs drappin peels here there and everywhere. One Love.
Mertin: 'I've dropped the ganja all over my shneefter'
Gurth: ' Bad times Mertin, bad times'

Marc: 'By the way, was looking at my schneefter last night. Got warts all over it. Its no cool'
Shneefter by Cpt Gurth July 15, 2010
To lick or fondle ones anus
Joey shnafted every black man in the lockeroom
Shnaft by shnaftmasta December 29, 2010
Shnaft is the word used to tell someone that you want them to eat out your asshole
dude you can shnaft me now

"hey bro a good shnafting at 4 sound good?"

"ok bro ill will shnaft you then."

theres nothing like a good shnafting on the weekend
shnaft by the shnafter December 29, 2010
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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